Shut-ins of the world, you’ll have to attend a bit longer to your final wish-fulfillment online game. Date Every thing!, the cheekily weird romantic sim from Team17 and Sassy Chap Video games, is not arriving on October 24, as was initially introduced. On Friday, the workforce pushed again the sport’s launch date to Valentine’s Day 2025.
On a recreation design degree, Date Every thing! seems to be a easy relationship simulator with dialogue branches and voiced characters. What units it aside is its delightfully absurd premise: You’ll be able to date all of your family objects, due to magical glasses often known as the “Dateviator.”
Your dateable objects every have a definite persona and branching storylines. Your romantic prospects embody a laundry hamper (the fiery “Harper”), a vacuum cleaner (the hunky “Hoove”) and your overwhelming (and shirtless) sense of existential dread who would like simply to be referred to as “Doug.” As unappealing as that bunch sounds for a romantic fling, it could nonetheless beat right this moment’s microtransaction-riddled relationship apps.
Relying in your dialog department selections, every humanized object can change into a Love, Pal or Hate. The sport’s press launch promised that every end result influences a “critical path tying it all together,” so select correctly between the lamp and the towel who clothes like Liberace.
Date Every thing! arrives on February 14, 2025, on Swap, PS5, Xbox Sequence X/S and PC.
